Private Beta â€ĸ Batch #1 Onboarding â€ĸ Sits quiet until you say "robot"

Add it to the chat.
Say "robot". Ask anything.

Search 6 months of group chat receipts, Google real-time facts, settle bets with official stats, summarize 10-minute video links, or split group tabs. It sits completely silent until someone says "robot".

⚡ 14,800+ queries answered â€ĸ 0 apps to install â€ĸ Free 10 daily checks per group
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How your group uses it in 3 steps

Zero app downloads. No logins. Sits completely quiet in the background until anyone says "robot".

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Add It to the Group

Add [email protected] or our verified WhatsApp number to your group. It joins natively as a standard contact.

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Say "Robot" to Invoke It

No clunky slash commands or special apps. Just type robot anywhere in your message. It ignores everything else in your chat.

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Ask It Absolutely Anything

Search old chat receipts from 6 months ago, Google live facts, settle bets with verified links, summarize video links, or make custom roast memes.

⚡ Every Tool in One Contact

Everything Robot can do for your group

Add one phone number to your iMessage or WhatsApp group. Unlock an entire suite of tools that sit silent until someone says "robot".

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Chat Memory

Receipts & Long-Term Memory

Never lose an argument again. Scans months of iMessage and WhatsApp history to surface exact timestamps, quotes, and photos. Sits on the receipts until someone claims they "never said that".

Try asking: "robot who took the lake house keys"
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Real-Time Web

Live Google Search & Facts

Instant real-time web search without switching out of your messages. Check live game scores, movie release times, flight statuses, restaurant hours, or Wikipedia trivia in seconds.

Try asking: "robot what channel is the game on tonight"
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Bet Referee

Unbiased Bet Settlement

Settle petty arguments and sports bets on the spot. Robot cross-references verified stats across NBA, NFL, UFC, BoxRec, and historical records to declare the definitive winner so people pay up.

Try asking: "robot settle this bet LeBron vs Jordan playoff buzzer beaters"
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Group Banter

Roasts & Deadpan Memes

Calibrated for group chat culture, not corporate HR. Tag robot to roast your buddy's questionable financial decisions, 5 AM gym routine, or disastrous dating takes with surgical precision.

Try asking: "robot roast Dave for buying a balcony cold plunge"
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Link TL;DR

Video & Article Summarizer

When someone drops a 15-minute YouTube link, TikTok, podcast, or long article, robot delivers the 2-sentence summary in seconds so nobody in the chat has to waste their time.

Try asking: "robot what is this 11 minute market crash video saying"
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Split & Tabs

Bill Split & Trip Ledger

Lake house weekend, bachelor party, or group dinner? Tell robot who paid for what. It calculates the exact Venmo breakdown down to the penny so nobody gets shortchanged.

Try asking: "robot split the lake house expenses for the 4 of us"
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Audio Notes

Voice Note Transcriber

Stuck in a meeting or noisy bar and can't listen to a 3-minute voice memo? Robot transcribes the audio and posts a quick bulleted summary right in the thread.

Try asking: "robot transcribe this voice note"
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Polls & Votes

Deadlock Breaker & Polls

End the 45-minute group paralysis when nobody can pick where to eat. Robot makes an executive call or spins up an instant lightning vote to break the tie.

Try asking: "robot pick where we eat tonight: tacos or sushi"

Built for friends, not corporate HR

Why corporate assistants ruin group chats and why GroupChatRobot thrives.

Capability 🤖 GroupChatRobot Meta AI (@MetaAI) Siri / ChatGPT App
Lives inside Group Chats ✅ iMessage & WhatsApp ⚠ī¸ WhatsApp only ❌ 1:1 Solo app only
Invocation ✅ Just say "robot" ⚠ī¸ Must tag @MetaAI ❌ Must leave group chat
Chat History & Receipts ✅ Searches chats from 6mo ago ❌ Zero memory ❌ No group context
Real-Time Google & Bets ✅ Declares exact winners ❌ Disclaimers & refuses ❌ No betting support
Memes & Persona Dry, deadpan, funny Sterile, robotic, corporate Generic corporate assistant
Video & Link Summary ✅ 2-sentence TikTok/Pod TL;DR ❌ Cannot transcribe links ❌ Manual copy-paste
Expense & Bill Splitting ✅ Built-in trip & dinner ledger ❌ None ❌ Manual math or Splitwise

One pool for the whole group

No per-seat individual fees. The group admin or league commissioner sponsors the chat.

Group Pro Pool
$9.99/month per chat

Covers up to 25 people in your group chat. That's ~$1/person.

  • ✓ Unlimited sports bets & dispute settlements
  • ✓ Sub-second real-time Google & Brave citations
  • ✓ Background video & voice note transcription
  • ✓ Full historical group memory & receipt lookups
  • ✓ Authentic Blue Bubbles on iMessage & WhatsApp

Free tier includes 10 checks/day. Resets midnight.

Frequently Asked Questions

What features and tools are included?
Robot gives your group 8 core tools in one contact: 6 months of group chat receipts and long-term memory, real-time Google search for live facts and scores, unbiased sports bet arbitration, custom roasts and memes, 2-sentence YouTube and TikTok summaries, automated bill and trip splitting, voice note transcriptions, and group decision polls.
Does Robot read all our private messages?
No. Robot uses strict keyword filtering. It only activates when someone includes the word robot in their text. All other conversations pass through untouched.
How does payment work for the group?
One person (usually the league commissioner or group admin) taps a 1-click Apple Pay or card link for $9.99/mo. Once paid, unlimited checks and full memory are unlocked for everyone in that group chat.
Can anyone kick the bot out?
Yes. Robot functions as a standard contact in your group. Any group admin can remove or mute it at any time with one tap.
Does this work for Android users?
Yes. Robot supports WhatsApp group chats and RCS. You can add it to mixed Android/iOS group chats seamlessly.